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Suppressing exceptions with empty catch blocks or printing them in arbitrary places is pure evil.
- Venkat Subramaniam

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Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
- Martin Fowler
Possunt nec posse videntur.
- Motto for Svea Life Guards
Astronomy is science, astrology is nonsense.
- Anders Gustafson
Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.
- Hal Abelson and Jerry Sussman
I always turn right because then I can't go wrong.
- Toby Tanser
There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
- Sir Charles Antony Richard Hoare
That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
- Neil Armstrong
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little.
- Jean Jacques Rousseau
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
- Albert Einstein
Of those who say nothing, few are silent.
- Thomas Neill
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
- Martin Golding
Indeed, astrology is not a science at all, but merely a collection of superstitions and hokum that tries to use some of the terminology of astronomy but which rejects the logical thinking that is at the heart of science.
- Kaufmann and Freedman
This is your world, these are your people. You can live for yourself today, or help build tomorrow for everyone.
- VNV Nation (Foreword)
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
- Epictetus
War will cease when men refuse to fight.
- Fridtjof Hansen
You look forward to the excitement of a race - it's like a punctuation mark at the end of a sentence.
- Jeff Galloway
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
- Ashleigh Brilliant
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
- Phyllis Diller
Suppressing exceptions with empty catch blocks or printing them in arbitrary places is pure evil.
- Venkat Subramaniam
Testing can show the presence of errors, but not their absence.
- Edsger Dijkstra
Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.
- Laurence Coughlin
E pur si muove.
- Galileo Galilei
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
- Plato
You can't change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view
If you change points of view
You may change a vote
And when you change a vote
You may change the world
- Depeche Mode (New Dress)
There is no cure for stupidity.
- Many
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
- Aldous Huxley
Without you, day is nothing but a waste of light.
- Seabound (Without you)
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
- Will Durant
We know it's morally wrong to copy and paste code once more, but no one's looking. /.../ If our geeky friends discover the duplicates, they'll no longer hang out with us. We need a better design: one that's DRY, one that'll make mothers proud.
- Venkat Subramaniam
Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
- Edsger Dijkstra
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction.
- Albert Einstein